Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  Currently halfway through this and it’s fucking terrible.

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  It’s all fun and games until you realize Glen and his crew were streaming on Truth Social.

Popular reviews

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  Snack Shack 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  I’m jealous of 90s kids. Their coming of age adventures involved going outside, sneaking beer, taking on the school bully, and having a summer fling they’d never forget.

  Me? I got mercilessly berated on XBox Live by a 45 year-old single father for going 1 and 15 on Terminal. I had to hold back the tears when my mom called me up for dinner moments later.

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★ Watched 06 Aug 2022

  I can’t believe brad pitt’s character was named bullet t. rain

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