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  Twins 1988

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  So clearly the idea of making Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger twins was where the idea started and ended for this movie. 

  Weak in its exploration of such a complex concept and it never even tries to explain the crazy science that must need to happen to take the ejaculate of five individual men and create a “advanced” baby that way. Ludicrous film. 

  However…at the end of the day, it’s Devito and the former Governor of California so it’s got some good shit still going for it. Just needed this hilarious concept executed hilariously.

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  The To Do List 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Boise, Idaho 1993 is the perfect place and time for a summer adventure comedy full of synthetic raunchiness. 

  You’re like after school special drunk. 
  Your vomit’s the color of Kermit the Frog. 

  “Fine, we can get the call waiting” made me laugh until I clapped. 

  Saying that you hope someone gets AIDS in ‘93 is villainous behavior. But this movie would absolutely be the kind of movie for that to happen twice. 

  “He believes in monsters and shit. He’s not…

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  I literally don’t ever need to find out why that man was in a pigeon costume. I never need to know that information. 

  Bong Joon Ho gives me legitimate hope for the future of directing. Such elegant framing and creative set exploration, he is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope future generations of artists look at this film, Parasite, and Memories of Murder and see how you can raise any script to be more with useful directing. Top notch shit here. 

  Captain Creampie is what I will call people I hate from now on. Done and done.

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  Incendies 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Beautiful production for such a sinister story. 
  A genuine quest across the Earth, searching for the true story of your own mother, and finding out that she killed a high ranking political figure would have been more than enough to write home about.
  The fact that the story continued beyond just a gun fired at el presidente…uhhhhh yeah you’re going to want to strap in for the harshest look at the realities of war and civil unrest in this modern…