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Hook 1991
This little league kid had a scouting report on Robin Williams’ son. Curveball in the dirt and that kids gonna bite every time. Game over.
Maggie Smith (RIP) is so old in this movie from 1991 but that’s still forever and always my Miss Minerva McGonagall.
Steven Spielberg gotta be the best director when it comes to fat kid humor. Gotta be.
Nearsighted gynecologist was the best diss but Rufio (crazy ass name) really lost when he started chanting his…
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The Shawshank Redemption 1994
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
It’s simply a movie that tells its story perfectly. Stellar on a rewatch, but the way the story of finding “salvation on the inside” unfolds before our eyes is picture perfect. The narration puts us into the mind of Andy without ever giving away what he truly thinks.
It’s smart, it’s thrilling, it’s espionage without the action and suspense, I mean shit it is just everything you can ask for…
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Ring 1998
Watched this on Tubi and had to pause it. Well, Tubi shows ads on the screen when you’ve pressed pause and an ad for Fiji Water came up. For a movie centered loosely around a girls drowning, an ad with the phrase “Earth’s finest water” on it; yeah I’m going to go ahead and let out a good chuckle and I implore you to do the same. Just incredible things happening over here on Tubi.
1998 Japanese Horror movie endings…
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Mickey 17 2025
I literally don’t ever need to find out why that man was in a pigeon costume. I never need to know that information.
Bong Joon Ho gives me legitimate hope for the future of directing. Such elegant framing and creative set exploration, he is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope future generations of artists look at this film, Parasite, and Memories of Murder and see how you can raise any script to be more with useful directing. Top notch shit here.
Captain Creampie is what I will call people I hate from now on. Done and done.
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