Patty

Patty

Favorite films

  • Moon Warriors
  • Duelle
  • The Chronicles of Riddick
  • DOA: Dead or Alive

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  • Living To Die

    ★★½

  • The Galaxy

  • Prometheus' Garden

  • Suroh: Alien Hitchhiker

    ★★½

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  • Living To Die

    Living To Die

    ★★½

    Wings Hauser directing himself in a sleazy himbo torch song of neon, synths, and sax. beautiful in its own way. often coasting on Sin City vibes, just a compilation of simple male pleasures: blackmail, gocarts, smoking guns, strip clubs, winter retreats on horseback, prolonged sex scenes with your offscreen partner, fiery explosions, lounge singers. really a lounge movie until its movie-redefining ending. otherwise, dialogue and story beats are just punchy and corny enough to feel like a Νίκος joint. RIP Wings

  • The Galaxy

    The Galaxy

    Celestial Church of Christ

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★½

    needs more juice!!!! about as many eyerolls as laughs, still kinda perfunctory given how ~zany~ it gets, but it seems like everyone onscreen was having fun at least and anyway I’m one of those lesbians who’s a sucker for kissing to charli (like the first dance at my wedding was “official”)

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★

    Edit: Review Reloaded

    Personally, I LOVE having your cake and eating it too. I love cake!!!! I love movies!!!! I promise I’m not opposed to the 3.0+1.0 levels of manic meta storytelling (that was cute) or the “Matriculated” future (that’s what I’d guessed) or the coverage-choreography (okay, maybe it looks a little ugly), it’s just that the punches don’t land meaningfully for me. It doesn’t break a sweat. I just don’t think it can pull off this script when the action looks…

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