Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  “…shes my fucking sister!”
  Okay no she’s not…she looks literally nothing like you at all.

  Also, was this supposed to be a comedy? Zero laughs. Not one.

  a movie that feels like it was directed by nobody.

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  i get it - I had to watch this film in two different film classes, trust - but it would just be better if the characters weren’t sooooo damn annoying

Popular reviews

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  Swarm 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  TITANE but make it pop culture

  *sidenote: billie has a real career in acting, she was great

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Jul 2024 2

  maybe A24 shouldn’t let their directors have full creative control. this was a mess.