In the past I might have rated this higher but this watch felt so tedious. This movie doesn’t care to do more than be a mindless dinosaur action, which works sometimes but, with the context of its two (far worse) sequels and the upcoming reboot (of which I have little hope for), I can’t really forgive it this time. Plus, none of the dinosaurs are that cool.
I think what upset me the most was the death of Nanny Lady.…
I forgot to watch the middle hour and it still didn’t matter. This is so bad. This has to have the single ugliest villain of any superhero movie.
“Nobody cares about the creatures anymore” WONG me I do. No way in hell thousand foot flying demon monsters ever escape my mind.
Atmosphere was gloomy and the message was conveyed well. I liked the look of most of the creatures.
You (pathetic, loser, virgin) might call this “criminal” and “deeply degenerate,” I (based, sigma) call the “hustler grindset 😎” (I have never touched a piece of feminist literature, 6’ 4” btw).
No way this is how Wall Street is/was, comically corrupt and absurdly perverted. Not sure if its crazier that the real Jordan let his life be turned into a “This Is Definitely What Not To Do If You Want To Be Happy” film or that so many 15-year-olds forgot protagonist ≠ hero. Actually neither because teenage boys and mega-rich criminals are the least self-aware people to exist. Makes a good movie tho I gotta say.
