Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Den of Thieves 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  What a fun movie, honestly. I feel like it was bad but it didn’t take itself too seriously and so it was good. Soundtrack went from gritty country to wondrous Jurassic Park-esque orchestra. Last scene best scene for sure.

Popular reviews

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025 1

  Finally watched one of gf’s favorite movies and it was lovely. How could it not be? Yes, Christina Aguilera is great. Yes, Kristen Bell is great. But Cher? Stanley Tucci? Alan Cumming, even? The stars in my eyes.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  Wow. I feel like I’m saying this a lot lately but that was NOT what I was expecting. Then again, I have no idea what I was expecting. All I knew was that this was a spooky movie and a body horror flick, and that had me thinking of like the Saw movies or something. This was next level shit though. It was nasty in the best possible way. (The shrimp scene may have been the worst part for me…

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