Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  All's Well, Ends Well 2009 2009

  Watched 14 May 2020

  me: about to close the netflix window
  donnie yen: congratulations! -exits stage right- -also wearing his signature 2009 era unbuttoned button down-
  me: stares at screen in shock for the next minute

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  Poltergeist 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2020

  broke: the skeletons are real

  woke: developers do, to this day, develop over cemeteries and burial grounds after only removing headstones. malls, housing developments, freeways. you name it baby!

Popular reviews

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  The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978

  ½ Rewatched 07 Dec 2017 2

  i have a few questions
  1: how are chewbacca's family member's named "mala" "itchy" and "lumpy" when they could never pronounce these names given the sounds of the wookiee language?
  2: why is chewbacca's family so nuclear?? they're at war and his people are being enslaved, but there's mala chillin' in their treetop kitchen watching cooking shows?? hm
  3: why does princess leia trust a random trader to watch over chewbacca's family over mala herself. smh, leia is consistently anti-wookiee :/

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  Fist of Fury 1972

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2018 2

  me when chen is coming down the stairs to turn himself in and stops to make eye contact with his boo for no less than 90 seconds: *pointing* IS THIS ALLOWED.... is this allowed 

  this was my first bruce lee movie. hes very cute and is eyebrows and hairline are very expressive </3