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  M3GAN 2022

  Watched 02 Feb 2023

  Is Alison Williams the most famous person with a Connecticut accent now, or is it still Meg Ryan

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  Queen of the Damned 2002

  Watched 14 Oct 2021

  Very funny to think about the thoughtful reappraisal of nu metal - "his twisted screams helped me navigate the post-9/11 world" essays, etc - during this, surely the dumbest thing I've watched this year.

  Needed even more leather pants.

Popular reviews

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  I Am Dragon 2015

  Watched 12 Mar 2019 1

  Do dragons traditionally have abs & carpentry skills? I'm not a Russian folklore expert.

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  Caravaggio 1986

  ★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2019

  Sean Bean gets real oiled up & holds a bunch of coins in his mouth