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  • Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★½

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

  • Bananas

    ★★★

  • The Image

    ★★

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  • Bananas

    Bananas

    ★★★

    Film Quotes That Sure Aged Well:
    "I'm doing a sociological study of perversion, and I'm up to advanced child molesting!" -Woody Allen

  • The Image

    The Image

    ★★

    A 2, but a special 2. Amateurish, questionably coherent, and certainly overlong (if for understandable reasons considering the incentives surrounding short film funding at the time), this nonetheless stands in British short-form cinematic history for being the first screen appearance of David Bowie and one of a tiny handful of shorts to get an X rating. An excellent premise, even if it fails to deliver. Very Aesthetic. If it were any good, it'd be great.

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  • Herostratus

    Herostratus

    ★★★★★

    "Putney Swope for pseudo-intellecutal assholes" quotes one of the film's *negative* reviews, and yet is exactly what makes it good. Giving Herostratus an unqualified five stars feels wrong -- it's a jumbled, flawed masterpiece, but it is absolutely, once and for all, a masterpiece, and it deserves no other rating. Herostratus is an artist blowing his brains out on celluloid and playing back the sodden film strip.

  • The Dressmaker

    The Dressmaker

    Film school in Australia is a miserable experience.

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