vaughngoon

vaughngoon

An unsightly beast...
A great terror looms!

Favorite films

  • Django Unchained
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Lighthouse

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  • The Terminal

    ★★★★

  • Snooze Quest

    ★★★★½

  • Tomorrow Calling

    ★★★★

  • The Elephant Man

    ★★★★½

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  • The Terminal

    The Terminal

    ★★★★

    Don’t know why this had to be Tom Hanks, but decent nonetheless. Kind of hard to believe the Department of Homeland Security would ever be this incompetent in their attempts to harm foreigners. Especially post- 9/11. I guess it’s maybe vaguely about the securitisation of airports and the response to immigrants. On a side note the pirating site I usually use showed me a graphic porno of a 70 year old overweight lady in lingerie pleasuring herself instead of the movie.

    Moral of The Movie: It’s Terminal.

  • Snooze Quest

    Snooze Quest

    ★★★★½

    New Vewn and new ENA, we are in a golden age of internet animation. Their style has literally only gotten better and has resisted stagnation I think it would otherwise have. To death with 'webcore' and 'weirdcore', this is pure information age gold.

    Moral of The Movie: You need 8 hours of sleep to have a productive day.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    A masterclass in committing to the bit. 100% confident filmmaking, keeps pushing and goes beyond any sort of restraint. Barbie crossed with a jacked up Cronenberg and some of the silliest dialogue.

    Moral of The Movie: - Do you have anything you want to say to women?
    - I’m sorry, women.

  • The Mark of Cain

    The Mark of Cain

    ★★★★½

    A movie about the post-Soviet world and the philosophy of tattoos. If either of these are something you're interested in, this movie will be great. There are some truly broken people in this documentary, people barely hanging on to humanity. It's interesting that most inmates are simply proud of remaining themselves throughout the whole ordeal. It is all profoundly and crushingly bleak in that beautiful Russian tradition. The fall of the USSR plunges all of Russia and it's satellites into…

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