Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  We are ACTUALLY so back. Fede Álvarez delivers a phenomenal, thrilling horror-sci-fi film that’s very reminiscent of the classic Alien we all know and love so much. Dare I say this is one of the best films of the entire franchise, full to the brim with visceral fear while still having just the right amount of emotionality necessary for us to give a fuck about the characters, thanks to very stellar performances from Cailee Spaeny and David Jonsson. Just absolute fucking chaos and sheer terror of the cold-blooded unknown in outer space this was everything I was hoping for

Recent reviews

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  Red Rocket 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Simon Rex is so good. Just so good. I’m kind of scared of him.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Oct 2024

  Grown men gossiping around the halls of the Vatican and throwing around petty insults like it’s a goddamn high school this is REAL drama. REAL scandal. RALPH FIENNES. I am so moved.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  Unfortunately I took issue with the fact that it was a musical. The music wasn’t BAD per se, but it felt extremely out of place since the film itself doesn’t lean into the fact that it’s a musical; just lacking in grandeur, no striking musical numbers, and Lady Gaga is somehow under-utilized (did not think it was possible to under-utilize Ms. Gaga in a musical but somehow it happened!). Shockingly uninteresting as a whole but Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga’s…