"If we need to put a counter weight on things, just use a film students ego"
I like pretty things like action films and stuff
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Holy shit balls, a spider-man film that actually has some sort of unique spin to it opposed to the marvellous crap that gets produced now-a-days? COUNT ME....(watches movie)...Out?...
This is going to be an honest to heart review because i have a strong standpoint on anything spider-man.
This film is what you'd call "Style over Substance...but it had room for both"
This film had all the elements needed for a spider-man film: Tragedy, Self Expression / Discovery, Responsibility, Duty & Morality.…
FADE IN:
BERMUDA SHORTS.
Someone's crotch in a pair of well worn khakis. The large survival knife sheathed over his left hip looks like it has recently tasted blood. He moves to unfasten his fly -- his hands, coarse and dehydrated. A manicurist's nightmare.
A BEAKER.
Fills up with his urine. pale yellow. No overdose of vitamins in this sample. Last few drops. He's done, reaching in to grab the beaker
A PLASTIC FUNNEL
The top of some kind of…