Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Die Hard 1988

  ½ Watched 13 Nov 2020 1

  COPAGANDA 

  I knew this perfectly fine movie was ass when this nigga Carl Winslow said he TOOK HIMSELF off the street after shooting a kid with a ray gun. smh

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2023

  Allison Williams X Blumhouse Productions = 21 Savage X Metro Boomin

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Nov 2024

  LeBron James saw this movie and named a son after it. Sometimes life imitates art.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2024

  that’s it, let’s settle it once and for all… give LeBron and MJ THE SUBSTANCE and let’s find out whose prime is better

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2024

  *furiously googling sports for my wife to coach me for* 😈