Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Tries to be a lot of things - satire, commentary, science fiction, doubles (literally just read The Double instead of watching this), and ends up being not really anything at all. Or at least it doesn’t fulfill its own desires/ expectations/ predictions to be any sort of powerful take on any of its topics. Its almost a mockery of itself. Also 137 minutes is crazy - this should have been 100 at most. Love Robert Pattinson though

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  Thelma 2017

  Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Each year I become more like Thelma in the first half… I really need to work on my personal fears of birds, weed, parties, the possibility of developing epilepsy, the possibility that my physical ailments are manifested by emotional repressions… etc etc

Popular reviews

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  Bel Ami 2012

  ★½ Watched 27 Jul 2021

  manipulate mansplain manwhore

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  Charlie Countryman 2013

  Rewatched 20 Dec 2020

  nigel was right. who the fuck IS charlie. i don’t care