Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Swordfish 2001

  ★ Watched 08 Jan 2016

  travolta: deep monologue about lack of realism in movies

  [5 minutes later]
  travolta: u have 1 minutes to hack into government.gov/fbi/ *puts gun to head n sucks his dick*

  jackman: *slaps keyboard HARD* IM IN!

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  The Adventures of Robin Hood 1938

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2019

  I'm striking, I'm brass! I take from the upper class!
  I'm unlawful, beware! Sheriff catch me if you dare!
  I'm wanted, I'm slick! There’s nothing I won’t nic
  I'm bold, I'm grand! I will liberate this land!

  Who am I? Prithee guess! Royals better hide your chests!
  I'm Cunnin'! I’m virile! Prince John thinks I'm vile.
  Alas and Alack! We’re ready to attack! Huzzah!
  I'm heroic, I fight! I swear I don’t have blight!
  We steal and we bestow! We…

Recent reviews

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  Smiley Face 2007

  ★ Watched 03 May 2021

  She high. She stoned. She blazed. She dazed. She zonked-out. She zoinked. She floating. She geeked. She glorked. She trippin. She reeling. She donner. She blitzen.

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  Legend 1985

  ★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2022

  I think about the bread. I think about him often. Are we all thinking about the bread?

Popular reviews

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  Rufus 2016

  ★ Watched 01 Jun 2019

  That boy is potentially walking around with no scrote.

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  Beware the Gonzo 2010

  ★★ Watched 07 Sep 2012

  I call BS no kid could afford printing a full colored newspaper on glossy paper.