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  • Birth
  • Tampopo
  • Like Someone in Love
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • Mamma Mia!

    ★★

  • www.RachelOrmont.com

    ★★★★½

  • Miss Congeniality

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

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  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★

    Couldn’t skip the songs because watching with someone else… why did like half of the songs have almost nothing to do with the plot (and the ratio of singing time to talking time is crazy high even for a musical)

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    the main character and love interest bond over not liking paper straws and the final scene has a (i) throuple mention, (ii) murdering is our kink mention, and (iii) "i didn't know murder was a love language." almost perfect movie but minus 4 stars for no mention of age gap discourse or body count joke

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★½

    People keep talking about this so… the connection between the two characters is not believable, not because of the circumstance but because nothing in the movie meaningfully develops their attraction to one another. Like she looks at him from across the room and he isn’t even looking back at her ?? They just don’t seem attracted to each other in the movie at all. They’re just horny hot people, and everyone in movies is hot. You can’t just base the…

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    the zendaya character should have been a man

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