Favorite films

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  Prescription: Murder 1968

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  The mystery itself was good. I liked the twists and it's very funny to watch Columbo be as annoying as he possibly can to this absolute shitstain wife murderer. Unfortunately Columbo is still a cop

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  Clue 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  "Why'd the car stop?"
  "It's frightened."
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  "Yep, two corpses. Everything's fine."
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  I remember watching this YEARS ago when my friend showed it to me at a sleepover. I was probably 10 years old or younger. I had no idea who anyone on this star-studded cast was, I didn't know what HUAC or the Red Scare was, I may not have even known what a homosexual was, and I had never even played the board game Clue. Until rewatching…

Popular reviews

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  Straight-Jacket 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2024

  i am forever indebted to matt baume for making a youtube video about this and introducing me to this hidden gem. the dialog is witty and hilarious, everyone's comedic timing is pristine, and it's clear that this was a labor of love (even the obvious shoestring budget was charming in its own way - ah, early 2000s cgi) from people who know and love this era of film history (love the films that is, not the culture they were made…

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  Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964

  ★★★ Rewatched 24 Dec 2023

  moments have become increasingly funnier to me as i age (or i noticed for the first time today):
  - when donner sees rudolph's nose for the first time his antlers curl up and emote like andorian antennae or something (this never happens again)
  - the name Yukon Cornelius is funny just on its own tbh
  - W̴̺͆H̸̙̐Y̶͇͊ ̶̘̃W̶̜͒Ẽ̷̠Ȓ̶̼E̷̞͆N̷̖̐'̴̑͜Ț̷͝ ̷̺̆Ȳ̵̺O̴̮͋Ū̶͕ ̵͙̈́Ă̸͖T̶͔̚ ̶͕͝E̶̹̾L̵̻̆F̸̗̏ ̶̖̉P̸̰̎R̷̼͘Á̷͔C̸̯̀T̶̥́I̷̘͐C̸̻̏E̴͚͠?
  - shoehorning in quotes from the song
  - "this fog is as thick as peanut butter!" "you mean thick…