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Recent reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  “ooooh too meta no story cameo orgy marvel sucks”

  real up real far and see if you can manage to pull ingmar bergman’s dick just a few inches outta your ass, sit back, and enjoy an action-packed summer blockbuster full of carnage, comedy, cameos, and craziness. it’s deadpool and wolverine. regardless how you feel about “superhero fatigue”, this is a very hard film not to enjoy. go watch it on the big screen, it’s a real fun time

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  mia goth and ti west continue to prove their talents with the third installment in the “X” trilogy, and while it is pretty rad, the third act felt a little meh and didn’t reach the same heights as Pearl for me

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  ½ Watched 14 Jun 2022

  that was the fucking worst movie i’ve seen in a very long time

  this is the wet dream of the offspring of david cronenberg and salad fingers

  performances are completely off, story has absolutely nothing to it, the only thing even remotely passable in this movie is the production design, everything else is fucking garbage and i wish this movie was sentient so it could be ashamed to exist

  viggo mortensen’s entire performance was an impression of seth rogen  with throat cancer

  dave, pal, please do not make any more films

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2024 1

  a cinematic experience that will i will not soon forget

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