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  Locked 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This fucking sucked I wished I was watching The Rule of Jenny Pen the whole time

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  The Rule of Jenny Pen 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  AND AIN’T IT STRANGE

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  No Way Out 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Aug 2022

  Like half of this movie is just montages but Maia Mitchell is naked in a lot of them so it’s fine

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Jun 2024 2

  Felt like watching paint dry. I get what we’re going for here but it missed the landing for me in a big way. Just because all of the characters are in the periphery (which is a cool concept) doesn’t mean their dialogue and acting has to be as terrible as it was. I think it would have made for a more compelling flick if they had been directed to act as though the movie was about them, know what I mean? The practical effects were ambitious as hell and gnarly, those rocked.

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