i personally don't consider the spider-man cartoon a masterpiece
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Presence 2024
mostly an exceptional little experiment, i became increasingly impressed as this went on. family drama masquerading as a ghost story, complete with fully-realized, troublesome dynamics that feel true. some contrivances are squashed by elegance and atmosphere. a cheap and cartoonish third act revelation is instantly overcome by a booming ending, equally eerie and emotional, closing moments that feel big enough to make you want to call the whole damn thing a masterpiece....
.... but i won't lol
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Tiny Furniture 2010
second viewing:
the clear precursor to GIRLS, one of my all-time favorite shows, minus a lot of the polish, minus a lot of the perfected comedic writing, and minus the crackling, perfectly-placed ensemble. regardless, the wit and the insight are there.
surely a stepping stone, but a worthy one. i hate myself for hating this when i was in high school lol
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The Fabelmans 2022
pretty much exactly what i expected. it alternates between being sickeningly saccharine and attempting legitimate poignancy in hackish, unbelieveable (sometimes laughable) ways. i couldn't have been the only one to find a lot of this pretty embarrassing, right? i was nauseous from literally the very first minute.
the performances are pretty universally all bad, but it's michelle williams for me that sticks out like a sore thumb. the character isn't especially well-written to begin with (she bought a *monkey* because…
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Halloween Ends 2022
well surprise, surprise, people are shitting on a sequel that bravely redefines just what an old, tired franchise can be, rather than just repeating the same formula again! shocking! it's crazy how hard it is to please audiences today, it really fucking is. they complain when they get the same thing, they complain when they get something new. can't win.
in the spirit of HALLOWEEN III, here's something completely bold and new and interested in leaving old mythology behind to…
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