If someone made a film about my life that was this good AND made me look like this much of a weaselly little loser I would kill myself immediately.
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Justice League 2017
For context, I've watched like maybe 2 DC films prior to this and none more recently than 2 years ago my brother had this on and I came in partway through it. I also had a nap around the midpoint. Despite this I still feel very qualified to say this film sucks.
The poster looks like the Queen album which is nice I guess.
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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007
This movie isn't as good as the first but does get bonus points for being 90 mins long. Jessica Alba is not as hot cus she's in a bad wig and has some crazy blue contact lenses that make her look like she's on spice. The villain is even more topical as the evil sexually frustrated tech billionaire now has the support of the US Government.
I'd watch a buddy cop spinoff with Evans and the Thing. I'm gonna watch the 2015 reboot before the new one comes out so stay tuned...
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Fantastic Four 2005
*Editors note: I was ill hence all the easy background watch movies.*
WHOO BOY they don't make 'em like this anymore. A breezy 2 hours of Chris Evans making ya laugh, a villain that's right on the zeitgeist and Jessica Alba being stupendously hot.
It really matches the tone of the original Spiderman films while not being quite as good.
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