Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017

  ★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2017

  You know how Spy Kids 2 was objectively worse but I still kind of liked it?

  This movie is the "Island of Lost Dreams" of my adulthood

  Except I won't be watching this fifty times

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  The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017

  ★★ Watched 16 Sep 2017

  I paid money to watch this

Popular reviews

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  She's the Man 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2017

  Much like Gouda, this movie is my favorite.

  Really though Amanda Bynes will always be a treasure. There should be a Kanye parody called "I Miss the Old Amanda."

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  Swiss Army Man 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Dec 2016

  Upon my second screening I have to say something about this film. I retain the five stars, he'll I give it six stars. Swiss Army Man reinforces to me that I can make something of myself. It reminds me that my sense of humor and passions are legitimate. Often I think to myself that film isn't for me, because I don't give a shit about complex stories, the newest romance, metaphorical plot structure, visual storytelling, mise on scen, or any…

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