Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Despite his best efforts Pattinson has the sauce

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Sloppy police work. Why would Arthur commit suicide when he has 16 loaves of bread, four big jars of mayonnaise, and two tubs of cottage cheese? He’s about to make a bunch of disgusting, Scooby-Doo ass hoagies. He’s got so much to live for.

Popular reviews

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  Carl's Date 2023

  ★½ Watched 15 Jun 2023 4

  Girl: The first 7 minutes of Up made me cry harder than ever before… Carl and Ellie 🥹🥲

  Me: Ellie is dead and Carl HAS NEEDS. He needs to bust it down. He needs to stay out til 11 and get freaky. He needs to get his salt and pepper ass all up in some ladies business. He needs to…

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  A Cat in Paris 2010

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2021

  the part where a orangutan cold cocks a dude earns this at least one star on it's own