Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Could’ve had a song in this!!!!

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  The Shop Around the Corner 1940

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Coupla really cute moments in this one

Popular reviews

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  Chunky Shrapnel 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2020

  what can I say besides

  Chunky shrapnel tears through everything around me
  I am vomit vomiting
  I grow and disperse
  Bleeding through walls
  I force myself upon others
  I slide up legs and crawl down throats
  I integrate
  I am double
  Triple
  I am ten times the size
  I turn lakes into porridge and buildings into bile
  I am a noxious soup filling valleys with vomit-torrents
  Castles crumble in landslides and I munch the rubble
  It tastes good

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  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016

  ★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2016 2

  The best version of an EU-style story, where everyone is super-competent and doesn't grow (much) and none of the characters matter in the main storyline. The bad thing is that the EU is for Star Wars fans who like to see Star Wars-like things in motion without mattering much.

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