Woody Wyatt

Woody Wyatt

Expert in writing reviews I decide are shit and delete a month later.

Favorite films

  • Baby Driver
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Suspiria

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★★½

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★

  • The Social Network

    ★★★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★★½

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★★½

    The torture scene in the trailer is even better in the movie and that’s saying something.

    Genuinely might end up being one of my favourites of the year. I don’t even care that it’s not that original plot wise, this shit was so chaotic, and it had the whole cinema laughing their arses off. Definitely go see it when it gets released to more cinemas in the UK!

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    ★★

    UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    The fact that a man that looks just like Justin Timberlake got sued by Lars Ulrich in this universe is brilliant. Twat vs Twat!

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★½

    Ok so I genuinely don’t know which one I prefer out of Pearl and X, I think maybe Pearl, but they definitely come close. If James Gunn needs a HarleyQuinn for his Batman movie I nominate Mia Goth.

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