Matt Stewart

Matt Stewart

I don’t know anything about movies

Favorite films

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Black Narcissus
  • The Silence of the Lambs

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  • Prometheus

    ★★½

  • National Treasure

    ★★★

  • Black Narcissus

    ★★★★★

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen this, but I gotta say the best way to watch it is when you’re going through a divorce from the only person you’ve ever loved.

  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★★

    I saw first this when I was 12 and if being gay was a choice it would definitely have made me gay. 

    Also happy birthday dad lol

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  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★★

    Norma Desmond sitting on a chaise lounge, surrounded by her own framed headshots and smoking from a cigarette ring while Max plays vampire music on an old organ, is the greatest thing that’s ever happened.

  • Thief

    Thief

    ★★★★★

    I can’t believe how good this was. Excellent soundtrack, not a single bad performance, my dumbass face just wide eyed and awestruck the entire time. If it’s not the neon lights of 1980s Chicago reflected on the hood of a jet black Cadillac, I don’t fucking want it.

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