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  Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Howdy, geologist here
  A prequel to one of my favorite scary movies. Solid

  Good news: Good characters, good scares, a mostly constant presence of foreboding that doesn't let down. Big fan of the original Hell House LLC, tho oddly I never got around to writing a review on that.

  Involves a handfull of callbacks, so the original is worth a rewatch. Very excited to see if it can go anywhere from here. Because I'll be honest, the original sequels aren't…

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  Zombeavers 2014

  ★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Geologist here: Zombeavers. A movie about zombie beavers. Love the creativity and the leaning into it.

  Good news: I'm in love with Cortney Palm now. The actors, the director, the writers don't take it seriously and I adore it.

  Also? Zombeaverbear is credited as played by "The Backstreet Boys". I'm honest to god curious as to their involvement.

  Bad news: pretty much the rest of the movie.

  PS: Cortney Palm if you're reading this we should go out sometime.

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  Event Horizon 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  Howdy, geologist here.

  Upon stating my intent to watch this flick for KASA, a wise man and friend gave me the sage advice of: "Buckle up Buckaroo". Well I buckled, but no, I did not buckle nearly enough

  Bad news: Some mild science issues, but given it's the 1990's, and the shear batshit craziness going on it's easy to forgive. My only other issues are that this was not Mr. Fishburne's best acting performance, and character development was either nonexistent…

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  Them! 1954

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2022

  KASA Space Program: Entry 1

  Look, at the end of the day this is simply the OG creature feature, nothing more and nothing less. This is both good and bad. If you're looking for a movie about giant ants attempting to take over the world, this movie is for you. If the genre isn't your cup of tea, skip it.

  Bad news; my major issue with this movie lies in its predictability. The fact is you've probably seen 100 like…

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