xander

xander

wow i have spent a lot of my life watching shitty movies.

Favorite films

  • Jennifer's Body
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Donnie Darko
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • Videodrome

    ★★★★½

  • Videodrome

    ★★★★½

  • Crash

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • Videodrome

    Videodrome

    ★★★★½

    tbh can't fully decide how i feel about this one. vibe wise it was immaculate im absolutely in love but i can't quite tell what it was trying to say. graphic violence and sex in media rots our brains? surely that can't be right, this is cronenberg. "porn bad" has always been a fairly stale take anyways, though i'm not surprised that's what i've often seen people take away from this film for various reasons. mass media capitalizes on our…

  • Videodrome

    Videodrome

    ★★★★½

    i, too, keep my gun in my pussy

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    words cannot express how astounded i am by the fact that people actually hated this when it came out. the keystone piece to one of the greatest tv shows of all time and a brilliantly told story that makes you laugh and cry and scream with both excitement and terror (and jumpscares you with southern david bowie).

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

    look, there's a reason why some people think this is a masterpiece and some think it's comedically horrible. ngl i was bored as fuck watching this for the first hour or so. but the last 20-30 minutes made the whole thing worth it. you HAVE to commit to this (late at night, lights out, all alone), because if it doesn't have you shitting yourself in fear it gets boring. that being said, when it comes to pure ability to tap…

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