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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Honestly, I could fix her

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  "It's Nightbitchin' time!"
  - Nightbitch

  The best part of this movie was when Mother free-bled/passed a blood clot while in the shower - because I rarely see movies take on accurate depictions of menstruation. The movie also had some good internal monologues from Mother + a relatively good performance from Amy Adams. 

  As far as plot goes, it's like they took a somewhat cohesive + simple dramedy and decided to add the most poorly executed plot point last minute that…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  Barbie, Dr. Jekyll, and the Thing walked into an 80's aerobics class...

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  "For the first time in my life I feel older than I look...and I look like a testicle"

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