Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  River's Edge 1986

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This will be an unpopular opinion but I haven’t been this disappointed with a movie in so long. I’m learning I don’t like Crispin Glover as an actor and his performance in this drove me up the fucking wall, holy shit. I was genuinely so close to tapping out because of how inane and cartoonish he is throughout the entirety of the movie. His voice, his gestures and mannerisms, his lack of emotion in anything he says (not even in…

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  Pi 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  If only I watched this yesterday instead that dogshit with Jennifer Lawrence but they mentioned Archimedes of Syracuse and I’ll act like it’s Upstate NY on 315 Day. 

  This dude just needed to drop the numbers the minute she brought free samosas. How do I get in on that and get rid of my mental illness??

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Dec 2024 5

  Respect for making a $200 million movie to say fuck you to the weirdo fans of the first movie and losing the studio so much money, but I literally don't give a shit about comic movies or musicals. You’re all cringe, also don’t disrespect Karen Carpenter with that shit

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024 2

  Continuing my tradition with my wife where we go see a movie on New Years Eve :)

  SO MUCH TO ADDRESS BETWEEN DIPSHITS TRYING TO SPOIL THE MOVIE, COMPARING THE OTHER VERSIONS, AND PARTICULARLY HOW SNIDE IVE BEEN THIS YEAR ABOUT SEQUELS/PREQUELS/REMAKES

  I could probably write an essay on why I think this movie gets a pass in the canon of this years remakes etc but to keep it short, I think since this story has been adapted so many…

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