Baltimore-based writer, comedian, filmmaker and shitposter. I watch a lot of varied random shit. I love bad movies. I follow back.
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Insidious 2010
It's mainstream horror for better and for worse. I am pretty anti-James Wan as a whole but the man does know how to jumpstart w franchise before inevitably running it far far into the ground. I think this might be my favorite of his. Saw is the most iconic and probably his most authentic but I am a sucker for a haunted house rollercoaster of a film and this is exactly that.
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Thanksgiving 2023
I fucking hate Eli Roth, I haven't liked any of his movies and the last one I watched was Borderlands which... Yeah... The one thing he's made I liked is his History of Horror series... And now this. I don't ever expect to get a movie this good out of Eli again but I'm happy he gave us at least this one. It's hilarious, insane and the kills are both inventive while not being too desensitizing a la the Terrifier…
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
I think I'm finally done with the MCU... that's it, that's the review.
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974
It's more of a hammer massacre than a chainsaw one but this is a classic for a reason. It really defined the backwoods horror genre and it's low budget production quality really makes you feel like you are watching something deeply real and disturbing. The dinner scene with Grandpa is an all time favorite of mine.
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