yeager332

yeager332

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Jurassic Park
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Cuckoo

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Tropic Thunder

    ★★★★

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★

    How’d Letters to Cleo get on top of that building?

  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★½

    Overwhelmingly average in every way. The whole thing felt like an edgier Santa Clause sequel. None of the actors were really playing outside of their comfort zones. I would have expected the special effects to have been better considering a $3,500,000 budget, but when you have to fork over Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans money, you have to make cuts where you can.  If you’re looking for a cheesy action movie with a holiday twist, this is for you.

    Do I regret watching it? No. 
    Will it make it into my yearly repertoire of holiday movies? Doubtful.

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  • The Librarian: Quest for the Spear

    The Librarian: Quest for the Spear

    ★★

    TNT knows, well, mediocrity. A mash up of Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and I guess Van Wilder? Decent enough notable cast members that I’m sure were paid for by saving money by using a royalty free version of a popular song used in for fight scenes from a little 2003 movie that rhymes with Hill Mill. There is a cheesy CGI plane and the opening credits are all in papyrus.

  • The Monster Squad

    The Monster Squad

    ★★★½

    Fun, quotable, but it’s still no Gonnies.

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