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Recent reviews

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  Goldfinger 1964

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The opening credits are scenes from the movie projected onto a human body painted gold. It’s really cool tbh.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Donald Trump dresses up as Mark Ruffalo and plays himself.

Popular reviews

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  VeggieTales: Twas the Night Before Easter 2011

  ★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  Apparently the answer wasn’t theater… it was Jesus all along

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2024 1

  This 1/2 star belongs to nothing and no one. I wish it could disappear entirely and leave M. Night Shyamalan’s night black and empty.

  P.S. I know you’re reading this Mason and we must discuss how you gave this 3.5

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