Borderlands 1: 200 hours. Borderlands 2: 1150 hours. Borderlands 3: 600 hours. I've spent a significant portion of my life playing these games. So when I heard that they were making a movie of it, I creamed my fuckin jorts.

And then I saw the casting. A bunch of A-List, super western actors, some more fitting for their roles than others. But I held on a tenuous hope with the cope that they were all super skilled actors and they…

I'm gonna be real with you. I'm a fucking dork. I've been a FNAF fan since the outset, and I was such a little goblin for all the lore videos. Everything past FNAF4 is kinda eh, in my opinion. Just so we're aware of what my status is as a fan.

For a video game movie that, from the outset was reported to be a reimaging of the first game, they were allowed to take some liberties. That being said,…