Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Did Snowpiercer and Don’t Look Up have a baby??

  Somehow very unique and yet so forgettable? It’s like the lyrics in that Lola Young song trying to be everything to please us and in the end not doing anything well.

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  I’m sorry but… that was just weird and boring? 

  Masterpiece??? I am confusion. Why did the song choices imply things that weren’t happening? And the directing choices too?? Even the “Aftersun explained” video I watched seemed like it was just stretching to put meaning to it… 

  Idk bro I just didn’t get it

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ½ Watched 17 May 2024

  Imagine - a movie where nothing happens in the first 2 acts, and then the third act is just the character telling you about the movie you could be watching instead of just showing you the movie. 

  I actively hate this. There was one interesting minute in the entire thing. It was like every scene was actively trying to do the least interesting thing possible.

  Go watch The OA instead.

  Also, I think the casting director thinks all black people look the same 😂

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Welcome to the exclusive 5 star club my sweet sweet sweet sweet child. This is the best theater experience I’ve had in YEARS. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. 

  
  
  

  
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