Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  anthony fantano if he was count orlok: uhhh im feeling a light 7 on this 5 year olds blood

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  Dude, Where's My Car? 2000

  ★★ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  i want to see jesse and chester replace peter and paul in funny games

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★ Watched 09 Aug 2024 3

  shout out to the two old men in the empty theater who were going to watch deadpool but ended up accidentally watching this instead they are the real heroes of pandora

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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2023 1

  Michael Assbender: “3 nine gauge nails.”
  Me: “ohhhh so thats who did the score for this movie.”