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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003
My name is Ben so this gets an extra half-a-star for being Ben representation.
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Saturday Night 2024
I could genuinely watch like, 50 hours of this, this was dynamite. I'm serious, I don't think I've ever felt so transported to the past like this movie. Props to every actor who played someone I already knew about, as they fit into those roles *perfectly*. Wow.
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
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My journey with Spider-Man began in 2002. The first flick by Sam Raimi is my most-watched film to date - hell, I could recite the movie from memory. And so it's only fitting that at the beginning of my adulthood, the journey with Spider-Man comes to not an end, but an interval of sorts. In No Way Home, we see the epic culmination of the "Home" trilogy, the return of our often-meme'd sinister supervillains, and yes, the three Spider-Men finally…
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Eternals 2021
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For those who know me, they'll know that from the initial concept art shown for this movie, I was not a fan. As someone who loves the work of Jack Kirby, it just felt odd to see that this movie was doing its own thing, and so I never really got on the hype train.
But I'm pleased to say that despite being a very different take on the source material (at least in terms of design), it won me…
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