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A Real Pain 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
‘do you see what happens when you walk into a room? i would give anything to know what that feels like, man.’ i could’ve cried!
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Challengers 2024
only just slightly better than the boy and the heron and anatomy of a fall. but goddamn do i wish i learned to play tennis
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The Substance 2024
no movie i’ve seen this year can compare, for now i can ask my friends ‘would you still like me if i looked like monstro elisasue 🥺👉👈’. anyway, this is on par with monkey man (rest of review deleted thanks to jordan)
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