Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Yojimbo 1961

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  “idiot. i’m not dying yet. there’s a bunch of guys i need to kill first.” 

  “Hansuke?” [EEP!] “Go hang yourself.” [EEK!]

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  Deep Red 1975

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  this was fantastic i’m so scared 
  thank u finn
  thank u grace 
  so glad i’m in philly

Popular reviews

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  Panda vs. Aliens 2021

  ★ Added

  as Stan Lee lay on his deathbed, a scrawny white 20-something sprinted into his room with this title, implanting the image of a gritty, Planet-of-the-Apes-meets-Alien-type film into his millionaire skull. He gave him money, signed Chevy Chase onto it, and then died. Over a span of three years, the scrawny white boy consumed only shit Nickolodeon shows, and promptly signed a deal with Coolmathgames.com to animate his feature.

  1/2 star for the title and concept (Which could be rad)
  1/2 star for a few surprisingly funny jokes

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023 2

  albert einstein lost his hat 3 TIMES!!! once in color…TWICE in black and white !!! 
  fucking shit movie !!!