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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  whoever was in charge of licensing the songs for this movie deserves a raise. you've got Ethel Cain playing in the first 5 minutes and Cigarettes After Sex during a pivotal romantic montage. can't get better than that

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  Enough 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  did not expect this very 2000s thriller to provide as much soul-cleansing catharsis as it did. honestly ended up loving it

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  Miraculous World: Paris, Tales of Shadybug and Claw Noir 2023

  Watched 22 Oct 2023 1

  just give Gabriel his own spin off show. i need sad superhero DILF adventures

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  Borderlands 2024

  Added 3

  how to make me interested in a Borderlands movie:
  step one: get Eli Roth to direct it

  
  
  
  
  

  
  there is no step two

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