Zach

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Morbius is the greatest movie ever made.

Favorite films

  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • The Incredibles
  • Arrival
  • The Big Short

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  • Snow White

    ★★½

  • Sleep

    ★★★½

  • Millennium Actress

    ★★★★½

  • Dragon Wars: D-War

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  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★½

    Not offensively bad, just very boring.

  • Dragon Wars: D-War

    Dragon Wars: D-War

    I knew I was in for a hitter when this movie has a flash forward to a scene that happens less than two minutes later.

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  • Nefarious

    Nefarious

    ★½

    I won’t lie, the first act had me hooked. The setup of a theological debate between an atheist and a supposed demon is pretty cool in concept. It lost me when it started to decry the “evils” of abortion and “hypocrisy” of liberal virtue signaling. I would have respected this more if it had provided a valid counter argument to some of these viewpoints, but like all right-leaning media it is only interesting in feeding the delusion of a culture war. The ending is also extremely uninteresting and fails to impart any sense of a revelatory message.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Another Bong hit. The scariest part of this movie is Mark Ruffalo’s teeth. The humor in this film hit the nail on the head, but there were some issues that ultimately held it back from being one of his best for me. The pacing specifically was a little hard to swallow, especially during the second act, and I was expecting the idea of cloning to be explored further. I know that Bong Joon-ho likes to make films with themes of…