Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Canadian Bacon 1995

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Weird time to watch this weird movie. There was a sparse sprinkling of laughs, but it felt reigned in and stunted. Could have done with a lot more John Candy adlibs.

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  Stepfather 3 1992

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  It's the final installment of the Stepfather series and we're out of the 80s and into the frou frou early nineties.
  Our fave family man is back with a new name, a new face and a new job which puts a shedful of gardening tools at his murderous disposal.

  New stepson Andy is a (neon) wheelchair using tween who's best friend is his geriatric priest. Those two are in constant amusing cahoots with one another - what a duo!
  Unfortunately…

Popular reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★ Watched 08 Feb 2025 1

  Forget heart eyes, I only have hate eyes for this film and it was so shitty I think it's given me pink eye.

  God I hated this. It's not the holiday slasher the trailer makes it out to be. It's a rom-com parody with an extremely crap slasher parody subplot. I feel so duped into watching a rom-com against my will. I hate rom-coms. I hated looking at the lead actors stupid generically attractive rom-com faces for an hour and…

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  Cabaret 1972

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024 3

  You get caught up in the thrilling whirlpool of Sally and her bohemian lifestyle. In the periphery of all the sumptuous seediness and freedom you catch chilling glimpses of fascism gnashing it's teeth, but carry on regardless. By the end you are left utterly cold and awash with dread. Liza sparkles - initially with effervescent optimism; ultimately with stubborn hedonism, in the darkness of this romping masterpiece.

  It's a perfect NYE watch for those of us that are accustomed to a bit of good ol' existential crisis.