Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Americans: “Wait. Is this fucking movie about us??”

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Simply not enough minions ok

Popular reviews

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  Time to Kill 1989

  ★½ Watched 02 Oct 2023 1

  After a nearly three-month hiatus from Cage movies, I’m back, baby! I have a sneaking suspicion that Nic Cage wanted to travel and accepted this role with a promise that he’d get to do just that. Either that or he owed somebody a favor. 

  **🫨oh no did somebody get leprosy???🫨**
  It really gave me great displeasure to watch Nic Cage rape a young woman. I found it very distracting after that point (within the first half hour of the movie)…

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  It’s honestly disgusting how much I wish Glinda and Elphaba kiss ok