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  • Jurassic Park
  • The Lighthouse
  • Arrival
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • O'Dessa

    ★★

  • The Assessment

    ★★★★

  • Locked

    ★★★½

  • Snow White

    ★★½

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  • O'Dessa

    O'Dessa

    ★★

    A completely original dystopian rock opera in the year of our lord 2025? I can’t sit here and lie and say I’m not incredibly impressed by the bold swings being taken here, but if that premise seemed too good to be true, yeah, it pretty much was.

    In O’Dessa we see O Brother Where Art Thou? have a love child with the Disney Parks film Captain EO and that love child would enter a Romeo and Juliet themed threesome with…

  • The Assessment

    The Assessment

    ★★★★

    I saw the trailer for The Assessment like a week ago and it pretty quickly jumped up into the movies I wanted to see now list. A near-future dystopian thriller where Alicia Vikander acts like a horrible little gremlin child as Him rush Patel and Elizabeth Olsen have to care for her to maybe have a kid of their own? That’s a pretty interesting and novel concept and so I was in. 

    This movie’s strengths lie in its performances. Himesh…

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ½

    Technically speaking this movie was fine, it was decently shot and overall definitely a film. But everything about it other than some of the shots and maybe a bit of dialogue bothered me so much. 

    I’m really not a squeamish person and have seen cannibal movies before and it hasn’t bothered me near as much as this. This movie almost felt like it was fetishizing cannibalism, and knowing this director and Timothee Chalamet worked with Arnie Hammer in another film,…

  • Land of Bad

    Land of Bad

    ★★½

    Re-Review since Letterboxd didn’t include it in the reviews section

    Saw this one for Regal's Mystery Movie, and while they definitely have missed many times in the past, this very well may have been the worst choice they've made.

    Land of Bad gives away its result in the title, being one of the most generic, uninspired, schlocky, overly-long action shit fests I've ever been misfortunate enough to lay my eyes on. It brought me back to the days of January…

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