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thought it was time for an upgrade regarding my commission page, as well as a raise in prices to reflect both my new living situation (expensive) and the state of inflation (EXPENSIVE).ย
i hope these prices are still reasonable while also being fair to my work/time. thank you all so much for your continued love and support!!
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
Daddy has five days left to live
Daddy wishes to be cremated
It's what daddy would have wanted
Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me
collecting posts of this type
literally my favourite genre of post
Even more!!!
they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a manโs gotta do what a manโs gotta do and if he canโt then god forbid women do anything
jokerkind specibus ass
But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.
What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. thatโs not attending the devilโs sacrament thatโs investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight
humanity is so beautiful
Obligatory redraw of Live Telemachus Reaction
i have such a low threshold for bullshit now that i'm seconds from telling this woman on the crochet subreddit to leave her husband, even though i know it won't end well for me.
she made him a wool hat and stressed repeatedly to him that it couldn't be machine washed. he washed it anyway, destroying her work. she's trying to play it off like a funny anecdote, how it was sweet how sorry and sad he was in the aftermath, but then let it slip this kind of thing has happened multiple times/continues to happen in their relationship, because he refuses to accept her knowledge as a textile artist and constantly ruins the nice things she makes or buys for either of them. i think he should be killed.
The Scottish Celtic fans raised a banner against the US-backed terrorist state of Israel during their match against Bayern Munich.
Absolute legends.
hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say itโs by Rembrandt but thatโs probably not right
Itโs โSmiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Imageโ by Gerard van Honthorst!!
Itโs the best painting that exists
I donโt know about you, but I really want to know whatโs written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?
also itโs kind of an amazing little vignette
Hahahaa
Okay it says โwho knows my arse from behindโ and I will never recover from this
OKAYโ so i LOVE this painting, itโs in the St. Louis Art Museum, and on a tour i found out the story. itโs not a naked dude, at all. Itโs actually a smaller depiction of her, sheโs a sex worker! Sheโs showing off her advertising for her services. Itโs a really cool historical example of sex work, and a gorgeous painting to see in person.
So that grin is her going:
Because the notes are full of people arguing over which game is better
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??
I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge
Spiders jpg
