Torture to be a fan of any exotic animal when it's like. 90% of the footage of them is gonna be from dodo videos of people illegally keeping them as housepets . Really wish I could enjoy this video of a lynx but I also kinda wish everyone involved would die

the always relevant

Okay yall liked the 1st one so I made another just for fun

of course she's going to be one of my favs

Truthless bride

thanks for posting things for me to look at

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

i just need to focus

another AITA post where the guy is just like “hi guys, my wife is cool as fuck like probably one of the coolest women i’ve ever met ever, how am i supposed to put up with this?”

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

Punch Out Wii is funny because imagine if a comically shrimpy guy was so good at boxing that he defeated all avaliable human opponents and became the world champion, and no matter who was thrown at him he always found a way to win, so eventually the fight organizers just said "Fuck it, put him in the ring with a 500 pound silverback gorilla. Who cares anymore." This fight sells out a stadium and thousands of people gather to watch a 5'7", 107 pound man fistfight a gorilla the size of a Nissan Cube. And the dude wins

Also the gorilla will kidnap him if he loses

Which, as far as the outcomes of attempting to fight a huge gorilla tend to go, is actually pretty alright

Texas’ HB 3399 bill will kill people if it passes. It will make hormone therapy illegal. For all ages. Period. This was never about women’s sports. It was never about bathrooms. It was never about “protecting the children”. They want us dead. If you’re a fellow trans person and you live in Texas, I strongly urge you to be ready to move somewhere safer.

Not just hormone therapy, but also

This potentially includes

They really, really do want trans people - or anyone who potentially could be trans - dead.

(Tumblr won't let me link the source, but the bill is on Texas Legislature Online .gov)

I forgot to add this: you can use Resistbot to find and write to your state or federal officials, so this is a great tool if you don't know how to go about doing that. If you're a Texas resident, a quick message to your state reps asking them to vote against HB 3399 would be very helpful right now.

Remember to be polite, even if you don't like your official. I usually leave a nice note thanking their staff, too.

They also clearly want any person who can bear a child, to bear a child. This is staunchly anti-birth-control. It's horrifying.

Texas is still one of the only places in the United States that offers comprehensive care to intersex individuals via Kind clinics. Many intersex people rely on hormone therapy for essential body function. My joints and mental health fall apart when I'm not on the right hormone, and this list would ban me from my hormones even though I'm not trans.

Please always remember us. Please understand that there's definitely loopholes to continue masectomies on teenage boys. There's definitely loopholes to continue trimming the clitorises of infants. There's definitely loopholes to continue mutilating us while denying anyone consensual procedures that aren't mutilation. Please always remember us. Please include us.

anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

Oh my GODDDDD my heart CANNOT RIGHT NOW. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

My heart just got fuckin sniped dude WHATTTTTT DO YOU MEANNNN WHYYYY

Today's Seal Is: Press X To Break Out

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th