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Canvasser: Translated by Sultan Ul Arafin Johnny

Undoubtedly, Kattaiony is the main cause for this conflict.

Translated by Sultan ul Arafin Johnny Canvasser Undoubtedly, Kattaiony is the main cause for this conflict. This row would not break out, if Bhoirob did not meet canvassaer Hiralal exactly at the moment while Kattaiony’s harsh words were shoving Bhoirob’s mind and causing uproar inside him. It is Kattaiony’s long cherished dream to purchase a fancy sari. Jobless Bhoirob, suffering from poverty, could not afford to fulfill her demand. But, he exercised his tricky statement to keep his wife calm that he does not take delight in dandyism; and because of such greed and lust for living in luxury, this country is going astray, so-Kattaiony was though loyal to her husband, she was not a woman to be convinced by any tempting expression. She said, ‘someone who gets cramp simply because of gaping, why should he dare to carry a gun on his shoulder?’ ‘Is it not wrong to get married for someone who cannot manage a single coin?’ Rude remarks! Angry Bhoirob, rubbing few drops of oil into his head, went out posthaste. Sunshine at noon seems like burning everything around. As soon as he went out, he found a Neem tree in front of him. Since morning, he has not brushed his teeth yet with teeth cleaning twig. Bhoirob, bending a branch of Neem tree, picked a twig from that. ‘Selling tooth powder---- tooth powder of well-known brand----’ Looking back, Bhoirob noticed a person whom he did not know from Adam, carrying a suitcase in his hand, and kept looking at him. A slight smile on his face. ‘Canvasser Hiralal.’ ‘Canvasser Hiralal was not supposed to be in a place with rustic charm. He was supposed to be in town. He was on the way too; but the poor man suddenly fell asleep during journey and reached this village being overcarried by the train.’ ‘No train will leave until the evening comes. In the hope of finding some customers, this poor man is tramping left, right and centre in this extreme midday heat. Translated by Sultan ul Arafin Johnny Bhoirob was surprised and said, ‘where have you come from, sir?’ ‘Tooth powder is available--- well-known brand. Dental caries, dental abscess, periodontal disease, bad breath---- all problems will be solved, sir, superb tooth powder is available----’ ‘That is alright, but why have you come here? We are living in peace in the countryside, if you people gather here----’ ‘Try this, then say---- superb tooth powder----’ Bhoirob chewed the Neem twig and said, ‘hell---’ Hiralal said, laughing, ‘oh! No--- it is a good one.’ ‘You should try this---’ Taking his gaze at Hiralal’s teeth, he said, ‘your teeth are excellent’. ‘Do you use exactly the same tooth-powder?’ Giving a half smile, Hiralal said, ‘yes, sir’. Spitting saliva out once, Bhoirob continued cleaning his bare front teeth with the Neem twig. It goes without saying that the scene is not pleasing to eye at all. ‘Do you want to buy one can of tooth powder?’ Driving his face demented, Bhoirob said, ‘hey man, leave.’ ‘You guys are the enemies of this country. Importing all shoddy luxurious goods, you people are leading the country to go to the dogs. Understand?’ After saying such, he steadily kept brushing his teeth with the twig. Hiralal, showing his fine teeth, laughed once more. Said, ‘could not understand what you said.’ ‘Dental problems are common throughout the country.’ Bhoirob lost his cool and said, ‘is that your concern?’ ‘Get out of this village. Such tooth powder– tacky powder, quackery-- will not be allowed here.’ Hiralal can be a canvasser, but he is too flesh and blood. He said, ‘are you the owner of this village?’ Though it is logical, this statement has struck Bhoirob’s self-respect. It is true that Bhoirob is jobless; he did not receive formal education, it is true as well. But, it is also true that he has strength in his body. Although he does not own this village, he can evict Hiralal from this place. ‘These tricky fellows are provoking all imprudent young boys and girls.’ ‘It is hard to manage basic subsistence needs---- tooth powder!’ Translated by Sultan ul Arafin Johnny Spitting saliva out briskly, Bhoirob said, ‘ordering you to get out of this village.’ ‘Let me know, who are you to evict someone from this village, sir?’ Bhoirob yelled out in anger and said, ‘get out----’ ‘I have seen so many fellows like you are, mister----’ Without any delay, Bhoirob rushed himself towards Hiralal and gave a hard slap on his cheek. Bhoirob’s behaviour is strange beyond a shadow of doubt. But as the consequence, something surprising happened. As soon as Hiralal had been slapped, he became toothless. His dentures fell out of his mouth. Bhoirob was holding his silence and continuously looking at Hiralal’s shiny black beard— Noticing that, Hiralal gave a little smile and said, ‘Oh, yeah, that is too.’ ‘Best hair-dye is also available. Want to buy? Why are you beating me, sir? Poor man---- this is the bread and butter that is helping in my family’s hour of need. In my old age, grown-up son has passed away----’ When Bhoirob got out of his dumbfounded tongue-tied phase, he said, ‘okay, give one can of tooth powder.’ Translated by Sultan ul Arafin Johnny