15 Best Sex Blankets for Mess-Free Intimacy Anywhere
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First things first: Yes, sex blankets are a very real thing, and no, they are not just what you call any blanket you have sex on. In fact, a sex blanket is just as specialized as an oral sex toy or clit-sucking vibrator. But what do sex blankets actually do? Well, they mostly work to keep your bed—or whatever sexy surface you're on—clean and dry. ‘Cause, sure, orgasms are great, but that wet spot on the mattress that lingers long after you’ve caught your breath? Not so much.
"A sex blanket is a special blanket that should be used during self-pleasure or partnered play to keep the sheets and other surfaces dry, clean, and hygienic," says Rebecca Alvarez Story, a sexual intimacy expert and CEO/co-founder of Bloomi, a Latinx-owned sexual wellness and intimate care brand.
In other words, if you just bought a sex toy for squirting that you're dying to try out, you may want to shop for a sex blanket first. As for what should you look for when shopping for a sex blanket, the number one detail to take into consideration is how waterproof it is. There's no point in a sex blanket if you're going to have to change the sheets too. This will depend on multiple factors, including the material, which is why we researched all the best sex blankets out there, read countless reviews, and even tested a few ourselves.
Our top picks for the best sex blankets in 2024:
Keep scrolling to shop the best sex blankets to buy now, plus how to use your sex blanket, below!
Yoni Pleasure Palace Waterproof Squirt Blanket - The OG
Pros
- Comes in multiple sizes
- Folds up flat, so it's useful for travel and easy storage
Cons
- Not always in stock
The Yoni Pleasure Palace OG squirt blanket is so cozy, you might forget sexy times and skip straight to bedtime... Just kidding! This super soft waterproof blanket will not only look très chic on your bed or couch, it will also feel oh-so-cloudlike as you get nice and close with your partner. It's available in multiple sizes and colors (with varying availability), so you'll have no problem finding one that fits the space you need.
- Sizes: Extra Small Round (40" x 40"), Small (50" x 50"), Medium (50" x 80"), Large (80" x 80"), Jumbo (90.5" x 90.5")
- Material: Polyester sherpa fleece, 100% Thermoplastic Polyurethane
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "This squirt blanket changed my life and my partner's life. We have one at each of our houses, and we also travel with one. We can't really get busy without it," one tester writes. "If wetness is making your life difficult, get one of these."
Pros
- Both sides are waterproof
- Two sides offer different textures
Cons
- Takes a long time to air dry, which testers recommended
This blanket is technically marketed as a luxe layer to protect your furniture from your pets, so you can be sure it'll keep messes to a minimum (it is meant to stop dog accidents from reaching your couch, after all). But the real selling point is that, unlike some other blankets, this one is totally reversible because both sides will absorb moisture. You just have to find what side works best for you.
- Size: 40" x 60", 30" x 70", 52" x 80", 68" x 80", 80 x 82", or 80 x 102"
- Materials: Not specified, described as waterproof crystal velvet and waterproof soft plush with a TPU waterproof layer in the middle
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "These blankets are excellent! They are soft, plush, and comfortable. They are thick but lightweight," one tester writes. "Small spills can be wiped quickly and large spills or soils do not seem to leak through."
Pros
- TPU bottom layer is made to grip so the mat won't slip
Cons
- Isn't much softer than a towel, per one reviewer
Beyond the fact that this waterproof sex mat is just so very cute, it's also got some incredible absorption power, made to hold up to 6 cups of liquid. It's also large, so you can put it on your bed (or preferred sexy time surface) without worrying about whether it'll be in the exact right spot.
- Size: 5 ft x 3 ft
- Materials: 100% cotton top layer, polyester wadding mid layer, coated polyester (TPU) bottom layer
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "Massive amounts of fluid/liquid does not penetrate it. Keeps bed dry," one tester writes. "Easy to clean in washer and dryer."
Catalonia Waterproof Sherpa Blanket
Pros
- Top-rated on Amazon
- Waterproof coating is inside the blanket, so fluid won't collect on the surface
Cons
- The sherpa side isn't waterproof
Want a variety of choices? Then this waterproof blanket is gonna deliver. It comes in three sizes, 11 colors and patterns, and at $30, it's a solid option if you wanna stock up on multiples ;)
- Size: 50" x 60", also available in 60" x 80" and 80" x 90"
- Materials: 100% polyester
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "With its liquid pee-proof capabilities, this blanket is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of extra fun without any unwanted spills or stains," says a tester. "It's like having your own personal superhero that swoops in to save the day when things get a little too steamy."
Pros
- Material is hypoallergenic
- Very durable; lasts through multiple washes
Cons
- Thin material won't provide any extra cushion
Looking for a lightweight blanket? Check out this round style that's three feet in diameter, making it an ideal size to pack. This design is also noiseless and highly absorbent—it can hold up to four cups of liquid.
- Size: 3+ ft in diameter
- Materials: 80% organic cotton, 12% polyurethane, 8% lycra (spandex/elastane)
- Machine washable? Yes
Liberator Fascinator Protective Velvish Throw
Pros
- Thin and soft enough you forget it's even there
Cons
- Some reviewers say that one side is more absorbent than the other
OK, OK, you may be thinking the price on this one is a bit steep, but hear me out: It's got a cleverly designed inner moisture barrier that helps keep your sheets, sofas, and more clean and dry. At six feet long, it's a solid size that will give you tons of coverage from any possible wet spots.
- Sizes: 72" x 54" (also available in travel size and mini)
- Material: Microfiber
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "When I got this package, I was very surprised at how comfortable the blanket was. I slept on it the first night. No, really, like ACTUAL sleeping," writes one reviewer. "I used it yesterday and i was very happy to not have a sweaty bed after me and my partner were done."
Pros
- Super fluffy and soft to the touch
- Quiet; doesn't create crinkly or crackly noises
Cons
- Limited sizes and colors available
As we've established, waterproofness is absolutely key for finding the right blanket for your intimate moments. This one def hits that mark and is an A+++ choice for protecting furniture from wet spots and stains (even the non-sex ones that come from pets who are always getting into puddles somehow).
- Size: 40" x 30"
- Materials: flannel fleece
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "I love it," one reviewer says. "No water leaks through and it is soft."
Pros
- Lightweight and reversible
- Claims to be "chew resistant"
Cons
- One side is stiffer than the other, per a reviewer
This top-rated, triple-layered blanket is a good buy if you're on a budget but don't wanna compromise on the absorbency levels. And at just under 7 feet long, its giant size is essential when you wanna have all your bases covered—literally.
- Size: 80" x 60", 60" x 40" or 40" x 30"
- Materials: Polyester
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVEW: "Works perfectly, even with a lot of liquid, absolutely no leakage through to mattress," writes a tester. "Exactly what we were looking for!"
Williams Sonoma Picnic Blanket
Pros
- Rolls into carry sack with drawstring closure
- Lightweight at only 1.5 lbs
Cons
- One size only
Yes, I'm aware that this is technically a picnic blanket, but who says these are just for enjoying snacks and drinks? Blankets designed for outside use are usually gonna be waterproof anyways, so you might as well get your money's worth! Shop this one in three colors: gray, navy blue, and burgundy.
- Size: 70" x 58"
- Materials: Fleece
- Machine washable? Yes
Pros
- Lightly padded for extra comfort
Cons
- Cotton canvas lacks plushness
Speaking of picnic blankets, this one's giving romantic beach sex scene in a Nancy Meyers movie and I am totally here for it. Complete with the windswept hair and everything! The nautical blue and white stripes are right on theme for all your waterfront vacays this season, and the stylish design is reversible (there are stripes on both sides).
- Size: 69" x 55"
- Materials: 100% cotton canvas
- Machine washable? Yes
The Ritz-Carlton Pretty Rugged Outdoor Blanket
Pros
- Super soft faux fur feels great against skin
- Folds and rolls into carrying straps
Cons
- Retains heat
Who knew such a gorgeous blanket could also be waterproof, windproof, and, well, ready for anything, if ya catch my drift. The white faux fur makes quite the visual statement, offering all the softness you need for a relaxing night in (or out).
- Size: 33" x 40", also available in 50" x 70"
- Materials: Waterproof navy blue fabric, faux white mink fur
- Machine washable? Yes
Pros
- Lightweight and portable
- Large size comfortably fits two people
Cons
- Tarp-like texture isn't the most comfortable, per reviews
Because beach blankets are not just for napping and catching up on your reading list. At nearly 7 feet x 7 feet, it's giant enough for two people to spend some quality time together. Plus, the sand pad has four pockets at each corner, so you can fix it on the beach by filling the side pockets with stone, sand, or using the included anchor.
- Size: 79" x 83"
- Materials: Polyester
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "I would totally buy this again! It's beautiful and BIG," one tester writes. "The sand wipes right off if it gets on there and it dries quickly after rinsing off."
Inspire Waterproof Mattress Pad
Pros
- 3-layer design absorbs liquid while keeping your mattress dry
Cons
- Liquid is absorbed into the blanket, but leaves the top layer feeling wet, per reviews
While this mattress pad isn't a blanket per se, it has plenty to offer when it comes to functionality. Reviewers say the absorbency features are top-notch and the fabric dries up pretty quickly after each wash. And at this price, you can snag a couple to stash as backups.
- Size: 34" x 54"
- Materials: Not specified, but reviews call it "flannel-like"
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "My partner and I used to use towels, but I would inevitably wander off them during various high-intensity activities, leaving a big wet patch on the bed," one reviewer writes. "This mattress pad/cover isn't the prettiest thing in the world, but that's not why I got it."
L.L.Bean Waterproof Outdoor Blanket
Pros
- Good for travel
- Lightweight and compact; material not too thick
Cons
- Possibly more water resistant than waterproof
Cute print? Check. Snuggly fleece? Check. Moisture-wicking nylon? Check! Of course, this outdoor blanket will be a must when you hit the park for a picnic, but it'll also come in clutch for, you know, other purposes.
- Size: 72" x 58"
- Materials: 100% polyester fleece top, 100% nylon, coated with polyurethane bottom
- Machine washable? Yes
THE REVIEW: "I have only had this for about a month, but so far I am very impressed. I have taken this to the park with wet grass and stayed dry the whole time," one tester writes. "We'll see how it lasts over time, but so far this is a huge improvement to our outdoor enjoyment. I love the bag it comes in and I think it packs down nicely. It's also very soft!"
Pros
- Easily packable design with buckles and straps
Cons
- Made for warmth so you might get overheated
Known for their all-weather-ready outerwear and footwear, Rains has expanded into the blanket game and let's just say it's quite sleek. On one side, the design has quilted and padded polyester with an ultra comfy, cushiony feel. The reverse side is cut from the brand's signature waterproof fabric, giving you the best of both worlds.
- Size: 63" x 55.1"
- Materials: 100% polyester with polyurethane coating on one side
- Machine washable? Not specified
What are the benefits of using a sex blanket?
"Sex blankets reduce stress and make post-sex cleaning up fast and easy," sexual intimacy educator Rebecca Alvarez Story says. "On top of this, sex blankets can trigger deeper arousal. Once being used a few times, displaying a sex blanket can trigger your brain to associate with sex and prompt arousal."
When should I use a sex blanket?
You can use a sex blanket pretty much whenever you want! "They’re especially useful for wet, messier sex or if you’re using any type of oil or lube," explains Alvarez Story. "Additionally, it’s worth buying a sex blanket if you like anal or period sex, which often involve post-cleanup. "
But aside from the practical aspect, sex blankets make cleanup less of a concern when you're busy trying to get busy. "It takes off stress during sex and makes it more accessible to everyone who wants to engage in sexual activities but opts not to because of the hassle with the cleanup," she adds. "It makes sure you are enjoying your intimate moments without any worrying."
How to find the best sex blanket for you:
There is no one-size-fits-all in the world of sex blankets, and you might have to try a few before finding one that keeps your furniture clean without killing the mood. Here are a few things to think about:
How do you keep your bed dry during sex?
The number one way to keep your bed dry during sex is to have an extra waterproof layer. A sex blankets ensures that "the moisture doesn’t leak through to your sheets," Alvarez Story says. But it's not enough for the blanket to be just made of waterproof fabric or waterproof coated. Alvarez Story suggests looking for something with multiple layers along with "well-constructed stitching." Many sex blankets will be double-sided and have waterproof layers inside, maximizing its effectiveness.
To keep your bed dry during sex using a sex blanket, you also want to consider its shape and size. Figure out how you like to position yourself during sex, and find the best blanket that will cover the area you're worried about getting wet. You might just need a small blanket instead of a mattress-sized throw.
Should you wash bedding after sex?
It's best to wash your sex blanket (or any bedding) after sex to avoid stains, etc. "When buying, look for a blanket that's washing machine-friendly," suggests Alvarez Story. And remember: the bigger the blanket, the longer it'll take to dry, so if you like going multiple rounds, you might need to buy in bulk.
Finally, there are other features to consider, such as patterns and colors that match your decor or that have a more discreet design. "It’s also good to be aware of any skin or fabric allergies since your intimate body parts will be displayed," Alvarez Story says.
Meet the expert
- Rebecca Alvar
ez Story is a sexual intimacy expert and CEO and co-founder of Bloomi, a Latinx-owned sexual wellness and intimate care brand.
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Mekita Rivas is an editor at Cosmopolitan and has more than a decade of editorial experience covering culture, style, beauty, wellness, and more. She writes about everything from the best leather totes and books she can't put down to plants, podcasts, and politics.
Olivia Truffaut-Wong is an editor at Cosmopolitan with 10 years of experience writing about everything entertainment, culture, lifestyle, news, and more. She frequently researches sex toys and accessories, covering everything from the best vibrators for beginners to the best lubes for sensitive skin.
Mekita Rivas is an editor at Cosmopolitan, where she primarily covers fashion, culture, and lifestyle. She writes about everything from the best leather totes and books she can't put down to plants, podcasts, and politics. Prior to joining Cosmopolitan, she was a senior contributing fashion editor at PopSugar and Bustle. Her writing has been published in dozens of publications including The New York Times, Vogue, Harper's BAZAAR, Women's Health, Refinery29, and others. She currently splits her time between New York City and Washington, D.C. Follow Mekita on Instagram, where you'll typically find a mix of her snapshots from fashion week and various editor travels.
Olivia Truffaut-Wong is an editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers beauty, entertainment, and lifestyle. She loves finding and testing the best skincare products to recommend, like the best tinted sunscreens, and is always researching the best cat accessories for her fur baby. She has over 10 years of experience as an entertainment and culture writer and editor, and her work has been featured in The Cut, Refinery29, Teen Vogue, Polygon, Bustle, and more.
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