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I’m dying over this screenshot from when I had a boyfriend in high school before I figured out I’m a lesbian
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who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid
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vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious
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if you complain about this poll missing an option you are getting blocked. click the first one and explain in the tags. i only have 12 options and cannot change this after it is published. i tried to include the most substantial, unique cultural identities in the usa. if you are unsure, reference this
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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.
Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.
Gandalf's attitude towards Pippin just took on a whole new layer.
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Anonymous asked:
thoughts on will's bowl cut?
Essential to his characterisation. He's the neat, thoughtful in his dressing, shirt tucked in, belts on point, tiny, delicate, beautiful, angelic type boy. Which is why the bowlcut with the soft straight hair. The bowlcut visually sells all of the above and that he's poor all together. All those jokes about it's not Will if we get to see Noah's forehead are true. It is essential in creating this sad baby animal vibe to him. Reduce his visible face so that his watery eyes make up 50% of that area. That in conjunction with the way he's physically acted by Noah make Will the boy he is. So ya bowlcut/bangs stay. Straight hair stays. No waves and curls or whatever.
He's basically Barbie as a tortured princess.
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Scarah but if she served even harder